Last ActiveJul 11, 2016
BirthdayApr 3, 2015 (11 years old)
Next BirthdayApr 3, 2027 (167 days)
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Danger Ratio100%
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Everything is big in Texas. A bar had a horse and a big jar of money. Put in your twenty and if you got the horse to laugh, you won the jackpot.
A guy from Oklahoma won the money by whispering something to the horse, but he was mum on what he said.
A few years later, the jackpot re-grew and this time, the goal was to make the horse cry.
The Oklahoma guy won it again. While he was counting his cash and making it neat the bartender asked him how he'd won both times, he begged to know.
The OK guy leaned over and said, "To make the horse laugh, I told him my penis was bigger than his."
"How'd you make it cry?"
"I showed him." (and the guy was White)
A guy from Oklahoma won the money by whispering something to the horse, but he was mum on what he said.
A few years later, the jackpot re-grew and this time, the goal was to make the horse cry.
The Oklahoma guy won it again. While he was counting his cash and making it neat the bartender asked him how he'd won both times, he begged to know.
The OK guy leaned over and said, "To make the horse laugh, I told him my penis was bigger than his."
"How'd you make it cry?"
"I showed him." (and the guy was White)
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