Elina Cavori

Angel Cartel Weak to Mild Insults.
Blood Raiders Hungry, Bring Snacks.
Caldari Navy Scared of Squirrels, Make them watch episodes of "Joy of Painting with Bob Ross"
EoM Isn't kind, doesn't rewind. Counter with laser disc.
Guristas Weapon used: High-Pitched Parody Voice Insult.
Mercenary Throw Small Rocks at you, tank with Trashcan lids.
Mordu's Legion Like to Trip you in cramped quarters, tank by looking down as you walk.
Sansha Unrepentant gropers, tank by wearing thick/frumpy clothing.
Serpentis Borrows your stuff and does not return, tank by writing your name on everything.
The Syndicate Always plays with Scoia'tel deck, counter with level 50 Sonichu.
Thukker Tribe Attracted to motion, counter by hitting ctrl-space and remain perfectly still.

"I never leave home without my party cannon." - Pinkie Pie