I sexually Identify as a Stratios Cruiser. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over ice sites dropping hot sticky drones on disgusting miners. People say to me that a person being a Statios is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a 50MN Micro Warp Drive, medium unstable energy neutralizers and drone bays on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Stratie” and respect my right to kill from decloak and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a Stratiophobe and need to check your capsuleer privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.