A sadist,a guy with a bestiality fetish, a pyro maniac, a necrophiliac and a masochist are in a party trying to have some fun, while a cat runs past them.

The sadist says : We should find the cat and cut it a hundred times with the sharpest knife we can find

The guy with the bestiality fetish says : Do whatever you want with the cat ws long as I have a go at her

The pyro maniac says : Afterwards we should burn the cat!

The necrophiliac says : And after you burn her I'll have my go at her!

The masochist says : Meow