Last Active1d ago
BirthdayJan 1, 1970 (56 years old)
Next BirthdayJan 1, 2027 (73 days)
Combat
Kills241
Losses233
Efficiency51%
Danger Ratio91%
ISK
Destroyed73.93b
Lost48.97b
ISK Efficiency60%
Balance+24.96b
Solo
Solo Kills18
Solo Ratio7%
Final Blows46
Combat Points241
Other
NPC Losses20
NPC Loss Ratio9%
Avg Kills/Day0.01
ActivityInactive
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Bio
Prostitute This is my prostitute. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My prostitute is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my cock.
Without me, my prostitute is useless. Without my prostitute, I am useless. I must whore on my prostitute true. I must have a better prostitute than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot my load before he shoots his. I will…
My prostitute and I know that what counts in sex is not the loads we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the pumps that count. We will pump…
My prostitute is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a sex partner. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its holes and its positions. I will keep my prostitute clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…
Before Ron Jeremy, I swear this creed. My prostitute and I are the defenders of my corp. We are the masters of our sex toys. We are the saviors of space and time.
So be it, until orgasm is reached and there is no energy, but peace!
My prostitute is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my cock.
Without me, my prostitute is useless. Without my prostitute, I am useless. I must whore on my prostitute true. I must have a better prostitute than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot my load before he shoots his. I will…
My prostitute and I know that what counts in sex is not the loads we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the pumps that count. We will pump…
My prostitute is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a sex partner. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its holes and its positions. I will keep my prostitute clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…
Before Ron Jeremy, I swear this creed. My prostitute and I are the defenders of my corp. We are the masters of our sex toys. We are the saviors of space and time.
So be it, until orgasm is reached and there is no energy, but peace!
Dashboard
Stats
Kills0
Losses1
Efficiency0%
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost1.84b
ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses1
NPC Losses1
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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