Circa 2015,

If you are reading this then the world, as we know, must have come to an end. I urge to now drop your pants and find a way to repopultae the universe with your seed!

Scattered throught the known universe, I have left this guide. It explains the method that is the most efficient at the repopultion the universe. This guide is aimed with the hope that you will succeed for the path that you will walk is not only rigourous, but also filled with STDs.

Step 1: It involves your penus and her vagina, or your vagina and his penus!

Step 2: Well it has been a long time, so I forget the rest....

Hope this guide helps you in your sexual adventures,

Sayonara