Katz Teugun

"≡v≡ is harsh on day one, and stays that way, WoW holds your hand from 1-80, and makes sure you get a cookie regardless if you win or lose. ≡v≡ not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place."


Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here
Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy, I'll kill you with it
Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range...

UFITEBRO?
Local Spike
Stay Quiet
Eve Career guide
My Wife in the morning
Heaven Is Real

http://www.xkcd.com

https://i.imgur.com/DY3qu4p.mp4

1. Never fly what you can't afford to replace.
2. Smartbombs ain't that smart.
3. If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.
4. There are no fair or unfair fights; only fights.
5. Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.
6. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.
7. That enemy diversion you're ignoring is the main attack.
8. The "undock" button is also the "consent to PvP" button.
9. There are plenty of idiots in EVE, but never assume everyone is one.
10. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the farther you'll go.
11. If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
12. A soft answer turns away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
― George Carlin

"The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons."
― Frank Zappa