Is also known as Exerious Do nothing. He is widely known for being able to drink a whole 200ml bottle of water in under 5 minutes and can balance on both legs. He also holds the world record for the most amounts of shits taken in his local river and can dual wield by using only two guns.

Amongst his many great achievements he is also a 'phalanthropist' and can be seen giving away t1 ships with questionable names.