Dredge Digimplari

Enjoy a complimentary joke:

Flying Minmatar is like going down a flight of stairs in an office chair firing an uzi. Except that the chair is made out of rust and you have six uzis instead of one.

You can never blow up a Minmatar ship, only break it into smaller Minmatar ships.

Pilot one: What do you guys think? Is it a trap?
Pilot two: Everything in EVE is a trap.
Pilot three: If your EVE client is running, its prolly a trap.

My experience so far:
http://38.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO9atet2eZk4Gi2tu_r1_500.gif
Me Hacking:
http://31.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO90x118zjJGlcKxh_r1_500.gif
Fleeting up with mates:
http://40.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO6ni3es6xoopSPaC_500.jpg
When asked to scout for hostiles:
http://40.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXOih2oewre3AbAGDBo1_r1_500.png
Dont know what im doing here tho: http://36.media.tumblr.com/f104ba0babe19d84d46a84819c21b7b6/tumblr_nillt7QXTO1qz8z2ro1_500.png

Remember to fly Amarr: http://i.imgur.com/ecn46Er.gif
Fly safe! o/