Jambalaya Jones

Interstellar space trucker, rock and ice bashing enthusiast, and outer-space alchemist. Enjoys nothing more than long treks in deep space with the only woman for him, Large Marge, although (don't tell her this - she gets jealous) a bit of time away from her decimating asteroid and ice fields does him some good every now and then. Arm wrestled a bear once in a seedy NullSec bar and lost - lost the match, lost some ISK, lost his arm, lost an eye for good measure. Would have won if the bear was a lefty. Still wants a rematch.


The Love of his Life:

Large Marge (Charon) - Jambalaya has a thing for big girls. He likes taking her to distant outposts and filling her up for hours on end. No, not like that, you pervert. She has a hood ornament of a Caldari shuttle, but Jamba was a little drunk that night and can't remember if he had it installed for decoration or if he just hit someone's ship coming out of a gate and forgot to remove it. Either way, she wears it well.


The Other Woman:

Big Bertha (Orca) - Lately, Jambalaya has had a bit of a "side chick". While Marge is resting comfortably in a hangar, Jamba and Bertha are out plowing their way through ice and asteroid fields for fun and profit. Yes, I said plowing. Stop laughing.