Baron VonSchniffle

Arrgh I'm a pirate! But I'm nice in Hisec.

Story of my life

Pro tip
- Always wear nose plugs when flying through Minmatar space
- Always consider death a learning experience.
- The safest place in EVE is docked inside a NPC station. You can even spin your ship!
- Always assume someone out there wants to kill you and loot your stuffs.
- If it has stats...you can kill it.
- Don't bump the BlackOps!
- That single data site in WH space sure looks tempting doesn't it?
- Reading Bios is fun!
- In EVE you don't fight to be fair, you fight to win!
- Tears feed my soul
- Bounties are like gratuity tips for services rendered. Thank you for your patronage!
- Always have your last will and testament prepared prior to entering wormhole space.
- Getting angry at another player is an achievement on their part. They laugh, you cry.