Joana Allier

What exactly are you looking for?

If you're looking to recruit me, have something more than a list of what you can do to save me from being a newbie. I don't trust charities or outreach programs. I may be new here, but I'm not brand new. Why do you need me?

If you're looking to scam me, I'm a lot older than you and I don't really get along with strangers. Go ahead and double my money, but I'll send my cash after you send yours. You can trust me. Honest. You should also know that I spend my isk on lots of expensive fittings that never actually fit. I'm pretty broke all the time. I'm that cranky junkyard owner who yells at kids.

If you're looking to kill me, go for it. I could use the bio break. And it's only pixels.

If you're just being an asshole, i've seen every kind, and it's never new. Really. You aren't special. Ever. It's wierd that you think you are.

If you're looking for help, and you're looking at me, God help you, you poor bugger. Good luck.

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