Lobe Dethfaurt

I was born to murder the universe...but that proved to be too difficult. Instead, I decided to just murder asteroids. Evil asteroids, they murdered my parents! I was only three years old when it happened, but I swear I can still remember their screams. Sometimes, late at night, I wake up in a cold sweat...echoing through the station are the sounds of crumbling rocks and blood-curdling death moans...

I also enjoy fine cheeses and even finer herbs.

Oh, and did you know? I was the turkey all along! Me! I was the turkey!!!