Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong... If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. XD