Character Biography
Gamergirl, miner, minor, hatespeech-sayer.
"Your welcome" Matthew 19:8
I am the leader of a very important corporation and creator of the upcoming HogSquad Sig in Goonswarm (Hog it up\xae) - DO NOT WASTE MY TIME.
AIKO'S BIGGEST PAYPIG
[09:40:44] The Mittani > Amy Pollard is one fine piece of ass..
I've been called the Drifter.
And the Shape Shifter,
the Master Chief, the Chameleon.
The Problem Child. The Hard One.
The White Chinaman. The Giant Midget.
Never sleep with vaccinated women
Ok. So you may be wondering how I got here. Basically, my now ex-girlfriend was getting tired of my bi-nightly hysterical rants on phrenology and race. Eventually, she said to me, "Amy, can an NAGA get some peace UP IN HERE?!." I reluctantly agreed. It was wrong to expect such a strong, melaninated lady to have to pick up what I was routinely laying down. I decided the only way to change my ways was to fly to the Peruvian jungle, and under the watchful eye of a shaman, gigafry the everloving shit out of my brain with a 6-dimensional mesoamerican demon. Ouchie, much?! I think so. Neverthless, the beautiful person that you all see today is the product of this journey, and I am glad to have walked a the winding road that I have. Some may take the low road, but I'll always take the high road. And I'll be there right with you, friend.
If Jon and Mendax
are the Cain and Abel of Safety.
and Sargon is Zechariah.
And of course, CASTOLE is the wise prophet Ezekiel...
then what does that make Amy Pollard?
"Your welcome" Matthew 19:8
I am the leader of a very important corporation and creator of the upcoming HogSquad Sig in Goonswarm (Hog it up\xae) - DO NOT WASTE MY TIME.
AIKO'S BIGGEST PAYPIG
[09:40:44] The Mittani > Amy Pollard is one fine piece of ass..
I've been called the Drifter.
And the Shape Shifter,
the Master Chief, the Chameleon.
The Problem Child. The Hard One.
The White Chinaman. The Giant Midget.
Never sleep with vaccinated women
Ok. So you may be wondering how I got here. Basically, my now ex-girlfriend was getting tired of my bi-nightly hysterical rants on phrenology and race. Eventually, she said to me, "Amy, can an NAGA get some peace UP IN HERE?!." I reluctantly agreed. It was wrong to expect such a strong, melaninated lady to have to pick up what I was routinely laying down. I decided the only way to change my ways was to fly to the Peruvian jungle, and under the watchful eye of a shaman, gigafry the everloving shit out of my brain with a 6-dimensional mesoamerican demon. Ouchie, much?! I think so. Neverthless, the beautiful person that you all see today is the product of this journey, and I am glad to have walked a the winding road that I have. Some may take the low road, but I'll always take the high road. And I'll be there right with you, friend.
If Jon and Mendax
are the Cain and Abel of Safety.
and Sargon is Zechariah.
And of course, CASTOLE is the wise prophet Ezekiel...
then what does that make Amy Pollard?