Last ActiveJan 25, 2015
BirthdayJul 30, 2014 (12 years old)
Next BirthdayJul 30, 2027 (276 days)
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Losses2
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Danger Ratio100%
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Lost235.94m
ISK Efficiency0%
Balance-235937739
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Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Combat Points0
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Avg Kills/Day0.00
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SELF-PROCLAIMED KING OF THE TROLLS
If I could sum up my life in one phrase, I would say I am aggressively unfancy. One time I made a horse faint in a local Wal Mart. I also got this one Amish chick to show me her ankles in exchange for wireless access. My passion is to spread excitement throughout highsec like gonoherpesyphilaids at a men-only 'circle' party. I am the illegitimate love-child of the 'Abstract Concept of Trolling' and Uncle Jesse from Full House. I am building a time machine and have better hair than Richard Simmons, who excitedly tells his followers about his Fleet Issue Stabber. When I’m not seeking therapy for my extreme phobia of rogue drones, I’m also curating the world’s two most serious celebrity fan sites OF ALL TIME. My rapper name is 'Optimus Rhyme.' One time during hot drop o'clock, I was in charge of the cyno, but I had to poo, so I brought my mic with me to the restroom. Then my FC placed a bounty on me and asked for a 'woxer', whatever that is.
If I could sum up my life in one phrase, I would say I am aggressively unfancy. One time I made a horse faint in a local Wal Mart. I also got this one Amish chick to show me her ankles in exchange for wireless access. My passion is to spread excitement throughout highsec like gonoherpesyphilaids at a men-only 'circle' party. I am the illegitimate love-child of the 'Abstract Concept of Trolling' and Uncle Jesse from Full House. I am building a time machine and have better hair than Richard Simmons, who excitedly tells his followers about his Fleet Issue Stabber. When I’m not seeking therapy for my extreme phobia of rogue drones, I’m also curating the world’s two most serious celebrity fan sites OF ALL TIME. My rapper name is 'Optimus Rhyme.' One time during hot drop o'clock, I was in charge of the cyno, but I had to poo, so I brought my mic with me to the restroom. Then my FC placed a bounty on me and asked for a 'woxer', whatever that is.
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