Beast 667

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Ryan Saxon > As a young boy, he caught his mother cheating on his father with a horse, thus spawning a red hot hatred for horses.
Ryan Saxon > Life was tough for young Beast, having a horse as a step father.
Ryan Saxon > Dinner time was constantly water and wheat, or whatever the fuck horses eat.


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"Beast... if there's suddenly a shortage in foreign beer worldwide... I'm blaming you!" - Talithia Huren

EVE DIRTY TALK: "I just MJD'd because of you" - Trope Bellunavis

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“Tell me, Beast, what dominates your thoughts?'
'I think of futility.'
'Do all Beasts think about futility?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?; It is futile.”



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