Rhaegar Vantaz

No, I will not 1v1 you unless I know I will win.
I pick my fights, I dont let them pick me.

Things to think about when I am swinging my EPeen at you
1. Is my ship really worth it?
2. Am I sure this guy doesn't have backup?
3. Can tampons really plug up bullet holes?
4. Why can't I warp to all of the stars in Eve?
5. Did he mean a phallic object made of meat or a chicken?
6. The fuck did that come from?
7. Is my pod air-tight?
8. Should I start spamming the warp button now, or see if I can pull through?
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ΞνΞ ΘΠLІΠΞ
EVERYTHING GOES POP

I like being a pirate and I cannot lie,
You other pirates cant deny,
When a Hulk warps in with an itty bitty tank,
And starts carebearing in your face,
You get sprung,
Wanna roll out your guns,
Cause you noticed his bays are stuffed,
Deep in the belts hes mining,
he's scrammed but hes not alligning,
Oh, baby, I wanna pop ya,
And maybe pod ya,
Concord tried to warn me
but that hulk you got,
Make me so horney