Micheal G Scott

What the aura did you just jita spam to me, you little rifter pilot? I’ll have you know I graduated the top of my class from the Federation Navy, I’ve been involved in numerous gate camps in lowsec, and I have a navitas with over a thousand kill marks on it in my hangar in amarr. I’m trained in capacitor management and I’m the top multiboxer of this corp. You are nothing to me but another killmail. I will smartbomb you with such precision the likes of which have never been seen on zkill before, mark my faction ammo. You think you can get away with target painting me? Think again, metal scraps. As we speak I am contacting my level 4 agents in poinen and the station you are docked in is being tracked right now so you prepare for the Barrage M, 0.01 ISKer. This will be the scam contract that wipes out that little pathetic thing you call a wallet journal. You’re podded, corpse. I can jumpclone anywhere, anytime, and I can jam you in 4 different spectrums with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in cloaking, I also have access to my entire corps pvp hangar and I will use it to its full extent to energy neutralize you out of this constellation, pilot. If only you could have known the swarm of warrior 2’s your little “fleet” would have brought upon you, maybe you wouldn’t have jumped through that star gate. But you couldn’t, you wouldn’t, and now you’re buying the PLEX, you station trader. I will tracking disrupt you and warp disrupt you in to oblivion. Your capacitor is empty, pilot.