There are many nations, ours is one of wind. That crumpled ball of trash drifting through the streets, the breeze you feel every day - that is us. That is our great tribe. We are everywhere and nowhere. To be one of us, you must only do these three things.

I. Go wherever the wind takes you.
Follow Basilieus Chud VI's great teaching; When he first established the Orthodox Rat Church and united its peoples under a centralized theocratic tribunal, he brought with it great wisdom of the wind. Disobeying this is punishable by genital inversion.

II. Preform racially explicit cleansing.
With great technological progress, we have achieved a perfect eugenic filter in our numerous Birthing Halls. With a pinpoint visual examination, we can determine whether or not you are a descendant of Chud's great bloodline, the blood of the pure peoples of wind. Having this blood means becoming one of the Genome Court's many protectorates; Without it, you are our prey.

III. Follow The Trickster's Code.
The Great Trickster, Chunga Rat, was a prophetic figure who appeared during the last century of the Golden Era; His teachings enlightened the masses, secularizing our society into one of typical tricks and oops-doings, whomst've kept our great principles of old, but learned the true value of life. Following the Five Chunga Tenets, also known as 'The Big Shlomo'


The Trickster's Code (Untranslated from the Original Rat Scripts):
1) Не пощадите слабых черных
2) Не пощадите слабых евреев
3) Украдите шекель у маленькой крысы
4) Всегда приносите немного закуски перед большим убийством
5) Не бойтесь брать немного сиппа, когда охота на маленькую крысу