Funfacts i learnt from EVE:

Grammar = The difference between 'knowing your shit' and 'knowing you're shit'

PIRATE = Protecting Innocent Roids Against Terrifying Exhumers

The Internet is a place where women are men, men are children and children are FBI-Agents

Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency

Confuzius says: Man who sleeps with sex in head, wakes with solution on hand

The voices in my head doubt my sanity, but the pink elephants tell me: 'everything is ok'.