Zavier Thalanos

WARPTRAILS IN SPACE

One night I dreamed I was warping along in space with the Amarr Jesus.
Many scenes from my cloned life flashed across the cosmos.
In each scene I noticed warptrails across space.
Sometimes there were two warptrails, other times there was only one.
This bothered me because I noticed that during the periods of lowsec and nullsec, when I was suffering cynos, whelping and defeat, I could see only one warptrail, so I said to the Amarr Jesus,
"You promised me Amarr Jesus, that if I followed you, you would warp with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my cloned life, that there has only been one warptrail in space. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?"
The Amarr Jesus replied,
"The years when you have seen only one warptrail my child, is when you were acting like a fucking noob. Blap more kids, Pleb"


"By His light, and His will"
-The Scriptures, Gheinok the First, 12:32

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