A man of true awesomeness and coolestness. Joshua Richtofen has travelled through space for many years in search for the A.A.P. (Almarican Awesomure Pelicanide) so that he may achieve his real potential and become truely Awesome. Many rouge space bandits and tailors have chaced J.R. around the galaxy due to his daring dog fight reputation and ruthless choice of footware.
Throughout the years hundreds have tried to maim or kill J.R. yet he is still standing tall. Thousands have grown to love and adore this true hero, a defendor of Awesome, as they would a horde of fuzzy albino Whimikuls. It appears that there is no mortal that can stand in the way of J.R. That there is no man in the Unever-a-verce that can halt J.R. from from retrieving the A.A.P.!
As ventures ever onward dangers will no doubt await our hero of justice, but he will provail in the face of all evils. There is no obsticle too large, no object too hard, no shaft too long! for Joshua Richtofen is truely Awesome-um-um-um...