LilJimmy Friday

Do you think I like sitting here mining rocks all day? No! I need ISK for my main so that's why I'm here. Please take pity on this lowly miner and don't kill him. I'm not AFK, my attention is probably focused on my iPad watching something on Netflix or I'm making doodies or cooking lunch. Mining sucks, m'kay. I'm not a bot, I'll talk to you if I happen to catch a glance at chat.

So, long story short: If you hate miners so much, don't kill this one. Just send me enough ISK to switch back to my main and I'll leave. Because if you kill me, I have to spend more ISK to buy another ship, clone, harvesters, drones and everything else and that just causes me to be out here longer than either of us wish to be. Thanks.