Ragnar Nox

Thoughts on Tanking

Shields are like clothing: they're the first thing to come off.
Armour is like a penis: it works better when its hardened.
Structure is like a vagina: once you're in it you're fucked.


Rules to live by in EVE:

01. If it moves, shoot it.
02. If it doesn't move ... poke it with your guns - then shoot it.
03. When in doubt - Shoot It !!
04. Overkill works because there is no such thing as Overkill...It's just dead!
05. Just because it breathes, doesn't mean it should.
06. If all is going well, then its deffinitely an ambush.
07. If it's not moving shoot it anyway, it might move later.
08. If it starts moving, Jam it, shoot it and call for back-up.
09. Always remember your weapons were made by the lowest bidder and from the cheapest materials.
10. If the enemy is in range, so are you.
11. Don't look important, it draws fire.
12. If it's stupid and it works, it ain't that stupid.
13. When in doubt, just start blasting.
14. The easy way is always camped and bubbled (possible cap drop on its way too).
15. Try to look unimportant, the enemy may be low on ammo and will shoot someone else.
16. Teammates is essential, it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
17. Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.
18. Anything you do can get you killed, including doing nothing.
19. The only thing more accurate than enemy incoming fire is incoming friendly fire.
20. If all else fails - get revenge!
21. WHATEVER YOU DO, HAVE FUN!

The Amarr pray for God.
The Caldari pray for Money.
The Gallente pray for Peace.
We Minimatar pray that our ships hold together.