PaulaDeen's Southern Cooking

I sexually Identify as an suicide Catalyst. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the asteroid belts dropping hot sticky plasma on disgusting miners. People say to me that a person being a destroyer is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install spinning radar, neutron blasters and warp scramblers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Cattie" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a dessiephobe and need to check your toonie privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.