The Amarr pray for God
The Caldari pray for money
The Gallente pray for peace
The Minmatar pray for their ships to hold together...

Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so stop resisting.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range ........ Ah screw this, drones attack!
Minmatar: Damnit, the duct tape came off again.