elle oof

she's filled with secrets


"I went home with a girl I met at a bar to hookup, got way too high on her weed, acted like a total pillow princess (she went down on me, made me come and I did not even come close to returning the favor.) I then forced her to talk me down from being too stoned and paranoid. I made her feel my pulse to see if it was too fast and was incapable of following simple conversations. I excused myself to the bathroom. I then went into her kitchen, ate a whole block of really expensive brie out of her fridge, and then left without saying good bye. I left my bra and my shoes behind and I hate myself."