Sirko Houssa

-If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need..
...-Not all this "how did you get into my house" business

"you are just as anoying as an erection in a funeral"

"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter"

"let mr. squirtypants write his name in your love tunnel"

"i used to be clueless, but i turned that situation around 360 degrees"

"if its a lesson in love, watch out, i suffer from a very sexy learning disability"

"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."

"Bend over, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye"

"stop talking, you are wasting perfectly good oxygen!"

"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot"

"The eyes are the mirror of the soul, and your soul appear to be mostly spiders and bad news"

"men don't faint, we take unintended decisive naps!"