Jack Starshadow

Been around twice.
Talked to everyone once.
Seen two whales fuck, been to three world fairs. And I met an old man in Thailand with a wooden cock.
Pushed more peeter, more sweeter and more completer than any other peter pusher around. I’m a hard bodied, hairy chested, rootin’ tootin’ shootin’, parachutin’ demolition double cap crimpin’ frogman.
There ain’t nothin’ I can’t do.
No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough.
Been a lot of lessons in my life.
Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet.
Drove all kinds of trucks. 2by’s, 4by’s, 6by’s and those big mother fuckers that go ‘Shhh Shhh’ and bend in the middle.
Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards.
I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a Brave Newbies' gamer.
I’ll wine, dine, intertwine, and sneak out the back door when the refueling is done.
So if you’re feeling froggy, then you better jump, because this frogman’s been there, done that and is going back for more.