Spawned from sun-warmed chicken shit on a fence post, and adopted by a pack of rabid Jackalopes, Ghitan learned from an early age that politicians smell worse than pig excrement in a sealed room.

He has since made it his lifes' agenda to educate the sheeple of the world, so that one day they may overthrow the goat-buggering arsewipes that think they are our masters.

Sheeple Unite!