A humble working man specializing in the backwater trades - hauling, mining, salvaging and farming what I can from the planets under my control. I buy low, sell high and do what I can to keep my small fleet provisioned and serviced. That shiny ship you just lost? Yeah my drones are picking off the shiny bits. That ill-advised late night market order you set up? Yeah I'm working it. It's not glamorous but it's the people that pick up the litter that keep the universe clean. For fun I'm working to convince the native populations of my planets that yes I am a God!

Also the proud owner of 50 shares of FUNT.