Aisha Katswell

Accidentally Seriously [UHOHS]

<color=0xffff0000>Director</color> Amarr Khanid

Last ActiveJan 14, 2019
BirthdayJan 1, 1970 (56 years old)
Next BirthdayJan 1, 2027 (65 days)

Combat

Kills12

Losses8

Efficiency60%

Danger Ratio63%

ISK

Destroyed98.99m

Lost185.14m

ISK Efficiency35%

Balance-86148722

Solo

Solo Kills7

Solo Ratio58%

Final Blows8

Combat Points12

Other

NPC Losses3

NPC Loss Ratio38%

Avg Kills/Day0.00

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Bio

You know the other day I as thinking to myself you know Aisha there are not enough Cat Facts:

A cats Penis is Barbed, now you know why she is grumpy all the time
A cat sheds enough fur that you can make your own pillow in three weeks
A cat is more likely to hide in a boot than wear them
A cat is strangely terrified of cucumbers, must be an instinct from days long past
A cat is more likely to trip you whilst going down the stairs than any other activity
A cat is able to land on its feet even at the most awkward of angle:
example
A cat can stretch up to twice its normal length
A cat can accidentally your couch with its own internet spaceship
A cat can accidentally hack into the NSA just by walking on the keyboard
A cat is trained like a missile to savagely attack anything that is pointed with a laser
Some cats are actually terrorists in disguise

Wisdom from Dr. Bees
You cannot accidentally the cat without BEES, a large surplus of BEES

Random Chat fun:
[08:22:27] ColdCutz > The Mini's worship MacGyver

[2018.10.02] Harley Acumen > I literally could not drink bleach fast enough after reading this Bio.

[02:31:52] shnerk Chipri > that question and your bio messes with my head

[2018.12.23] Victor Kerrigan > FU~UCK my life. Dropped into a lowsec and 13+dudes aleady there
[2018.12.23] Victor Kerrigan > .....and that's a cyno, now 16 others in here
[2018.12.23] Victor Kerrigan > docked up and shaking in my pod good
[2018.12.23] Aisha Katswell > some days you play eve.. some days eve plays you
[2018.12.23] beth yeager > true fucking story

[21:57:36] DJ Kami > it puts nanite paste on its armor or else it gets shot again

[05:49:15] Aisha Katswell > yeah the RNG goddess is a pretty fickle lady, you frig her that one time really well and later she says, "You gave me a friction burn, No LOOT FOR YOU!!!"

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