☜☣☞ Supermarket Knight! ☜☣☞

I'm on the Quest
For the Holy Grail
at Aldi I will find!

Lonley do I ride through the holy fields of Aldi
I will seek and I'll be lead through the shadows of the shelves
The sword my only fellow tears down Gemsesortiment,
through the dust I see a glare from far

It has been a long ride from Edeka to here,
but true knights like me don't know any fear

Stand and fight, Supermarket knight!
Let the steel of Einkaufswagen shine so bright!

The shadows of the Ladendetektive in my back,
at the horizon appears the K\xe4setheke
Bearing the grail. It's a Sonderangebot today
I reach for this old cup between Handk\xe4se and Edamer - Victory is near!

It has been a long ride from Edeka to here,
but true knights like me don't know any fear

Stand and fight, Supermarket knight!
Let the steel of Einkaufswagen shine so bright!


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The Amarr pray for enlightenment.

The Galente pray for peace.

The Caldari pray for profit.

The Minmatar pray their ships don't fall apart

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