C Niall DeMencha

Born in a cave surrounded by rabid penguins during a thunderstorm. Didn't drink milk, instead suckled the fangs of venomous snakes. Doesn't walk on water, instead he swims through land. Continued to defend self from migrating packs of polar bears. Moved to Australia. Became the country's #1 cause of death after performing at a concert. Went to school and the teachers graduated with PhDs. He is never late, your watch must be wrong. You often can find him teaching the secrets of Bok Choy to his pet Koala. He doesn't age, instead he levels up. Built a fence once, maybe you've heard of it - it's called The Great Wall of China. Some [Un-named] people that are now in high security mental instituitions believe his name references 'Senile Dementia'.