Aran Hotchkiss

Kazaheid Zaknafein > so he turns into a superhot sexalicious girlhorse
Xnke Malukker > it's a proper shitload of shit.
"If you were in structure with a Titan about to DD you he wouldn't tackle you, he'd just warp off" - Dato on Aran.
Erika Aervael > I shat into a petri dish and then shoved it down a wallabys cum pipe
Erika Aervael > Aran grew as a tumour out of it
Cait Nathair > I'm a brave little toaster
CCP Nullarbor > timtams are like catnip for australians
NightCrawler 85 > have you met aran?
NightCrawler 85 > if anyone needs a gag its him...
Yaolan: crashed magus vs afk vni
Yaolan: bloody auto agressing drones
CCP Mimic > splosions
CCP Mimic > always a good thing
Bam Stroker > SET ORBIT TO CUDDLE
Cait Nathair > I seem to attract dirty old men like flies to shit
Fawlty7 > I'm not putting my dick in that beartrap
Xnke Malukker > why does it have two dicks?
Darth Yama > my balls smell like batteries
CCP Punkturis > you are my favorite cunts
POKE!