Things people have called me because they can't (or don't want to) pronounce my name:
Pisticuffs Son of Potato Scythe Pastacuss Pisticus Saitakus
Potato master Patty Meathook Piss-taker Asshat
Psi (sigh) sissy cups Pita pocket Suck cock-us Pistachio
.PESTachio Psychotic Lariat tic-tac Pasta Sauce Latrine
Psittacosis Spitachio Pistachio...lampshade? Pistachius Lampshadio
Pictus Sir Ficklebottom of Latreans Senior Pistasco Piss Taco
SIT-TALK-US Phish Taco Fresh Tackle Deez nuts Pasisticus
Psitty cups Brian Litaccus Sippy cup fish head Secutus
P.S.I. Fist-anal scy-ta-cus Pistaticus(sp?) Shit Taco psiduck
Sitaco Sitasis Seeda Pistacious Pikachu Taco