The Fundamental Rules of Eve (for Noobs):
1: Always update your clone.
2: Don't fly what you can't afford to lose.
3: Don't fly what you can't properly fit
4: Watch....Fucking....Local...
5: Contrary to popular belief, you cannot take on that hostile fleet solo.
6: Fear the cloaking drake. If you don't know why, stick around and see what happens.
7: Just about any ship can fit a cyno (see #6 above).
8: Bookmark urv wormhole holes (In case u need quick acess on a later date)
9: Carry both long and short range ammo.
10: That "You're entering low security space" message actually means something.
11: Remember to change autopilot settings when hauling throughout empire.
12: The scanner is your friend.
13: Combat probes are your enemy
14: Stay aligned
15: When investigating wormholes, bookmark both sides of the hole

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