Sometimes I use phrases that I don't understand,
and vice versa.


I'm so poor, I can't even pay attention.


Gaming doesn't make people violent. Lag does.


Drinking rum before noon doesn't make you an alcoholic.
It makes you a pirate!


You can drink at 7am, 'cause the Beastie Boys fought for that kind of thing.


Eve is a sandbox game, and in the dark corners of the sandbox the players are melting the sand into glass and stabbing each other in the eyes with it. <- this.is.eve.


"Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs"
- Shortest sentence which has all 26 letters of English.