Dendrilops

RIP Solaris

As an agent of the Drone Protection Services, I do what I must in order to prevent the suffering of innocent drones.


I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To shoot them is my one quest
To pod them is my cause
I have flown across New Eden
Searching far and wide
Each space ship to scoop the corpse
Of the pilot that's inside

PvP! gotta pod 'em all
I know it's my destiny
PVP Oooooh you're my trophy
PvP gotta pod 'em all
My aim so true
My turrets will gank you
You shoot me
and I'll shoot you
PvP!
Gotta pod 'em all

Now this is a story all about how
my life got fliped turned upside-down
and I'd like to take a minute
to share this thought,
I'll tell you how I became the god king of the star Poitot

Center for Advanced Studies born and raised
Flying missions was where I spent most of my days
Chilling' out maxin' relaxin' watchin' 'toons
And all shooting some pirates out in the system
When a couple of guys who were up to some good