Korrallon Broodlyn

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Volenzar > taking the nope train to fuckthatville? lol

Rules of EVE:
1. If it moves, and its Red shoot it!
2. If it doesn't move, and its Red, poke it with your turret & then shoot it.
3. When in doubt -- Shoot It!!
4. There is no such thing as Overkill.
5. Just because it breathes doesn't mean it should.
6. If all is going well its an ambush.
7. If it is not moving shoot it anyway, it might move later
8. If it starts moving, Jam it, shoot it, and call for back-up.
9. If all else fails - Revenge is best served cold.
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Take my love, take my land
Take me where i cannot stand,
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me...

"EVE is harsh on day one, and stays that way, WoW holds your hand from 1-80, and makes sure you get a cookie regardless if you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place."

The Caldari Prayer:

Our missiles, who art in launchers
Hallowed be thy payload
Thy warhead come
Our enemies be done
In low sec
As it is in Empire
Give us this gank
Our daily gank
And forgive us our WCS's

But we won't forgive them that use them against us
And lead us not into bubbles,
But deliver us from scramblers
For thine is the thermal,
The explosive,
The kinetic
And the EM

Amen