Bill Ramen

You know you play too much Eve When...
1. You see someone die in a movie you say, "Hope he had his clone up to date"
2. You get mad at someone and say, "You are so podded!"
3. You call your RL friends by their IG name.
4. You see tritanium on the periodic table instead of titanium.
5. You get on the freeway and say, "Warp drive...active."
6. You see someone getting pulled over by the police you yell out "YOU HAVE BEEN CONCORDED!"
7. You yell out, "DAMN PIRATES!!" when someone robs your house.
8. You ask your buddy to "scout" you in downtown traffic
9. You get into a car accident and you get out and run thinking you will get podded!

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I NEVER EVER SHOOT BLUES. IF I KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE CORP, ETC... HAS NOT SET STANDINGS CORRECTLY AND YOU SHOW NUETRAL TO ME, I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE COST OF ANYTHING. TAKE IT UP WITH YOUR OWN CEO TO HAVE IT FIXED ASAP TO PREVENT ANY FURTHER INCIDENTS.