Kichi Mercury Bezerov

Mining pays the bills but there isn't much action.

My personal philosophy for life is, "[insert unintelligible screaming]"


Famous eve quotes, sort of:

"Welcome to Eve Online. Here's a rubik's cube, go f*ck yourself."
CCP Soundwave

"Welcome to EVE Online. If you aren't already thinking of ways to injure or at least minorly inconvenience other players, you have a lot of catching up to do."

"WoW holds your hand from 1-85, and makes sure you get a cookie regardless if you win or lose. Eve not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place."

"Right now, somewhere, someone is doing something stupid in a shiny ship... find them."

While talking about Frozen
Ciphas Patrouette > I dunno what this is but you can knock this shit off right now. It totally ruins the grim feel of space. Unless you're talking about bambi's mam dying."