Umm...what should I write here? Something unprovocative like everyone else do?

I like recumbents, cats and motorcycles. My favourite food is mashed potatoes and fish fingers covered with dill sauce.





Feel free to PM me if you can understand what the following text means. I found it years ago and felt there's something between the lines:

Swear that is the little dog that came into my yard yesterday. Now you see that is whats wrong with this world. Somebody needs to tell a man that the damned dogs turn into people.
Its fucked up enough that Gods got me paying for other ex pets like my birds and turtles and stuff. Then got them saying I am not their daddy and I am paying like 20 million dollars of family money a year for each one and I get not a dime of assistance from any God or government agency. But everybody swear I am fucking the lizards and birds and butterflies around my house. I aint never seen one of my Geisha.