Attention All Breakers, Snipes, Indy Ables:

Are you yearning to jump system, but you're wary of capsuleers who consider you just a part of the New Eden "environment," and not a real person? Did the last capsuleer you signed with leave you and all your shipmates in a lifeboat, for a pirate gang to have their way with you, without a second thought for you and your families?

Sign on with me. I go everywhere the stellar winds blow, I pay top wages and full benefits for the best crew available, I take pride in my AAA spacer guild employer rating, so you'll never have to worry that your captain isn't dealing fair with you.

Life aboard my ships can be dangerous, and I can't promise we won't come under attack, or that we'll always go where you want and come back all in one piece, but I can promise this: I keep my standing with CONCORD high, and any pirates that scrag my ships always come away with a bump to their bounty equal to 3x the value of their haul.

See you on the flip.