Steve LaPorte

Steve LaPorte, comes from a long line of doors some may call it a hallway, I call it a room of doors with some weird man standing where one should be, that'd be me, LaPortes the name standing where a door should be is a terrible job and I wouldn't advise it, though I can not let the profession of door being fall into the history books as nothing more than a group of crazy people who stare at walls. It shall not be for I am a LaPorte and there is nothing more important than being the door that shall forever stand. I search the known areas of space for big rocks and I open the door to their valuable ore, if I didn't do it someone else would, then I'd be more poor than I already am.