james Runkon

A is for Amarr, whose lasers can't be beat,
B is for the Bombers, and the bar at which they meet.
C is for the Capsuleer, flying near and far,
D is for a Dreadnaught, sailing off to war.
E is for the Erebus, the Dreadnaught's favourite friend,
F is for the F&$@ING F&$@ FALCON F$&@ER BULL&SH*T
G is for the Gnosis, a Jovian gift to us,
H is for HED-GP o'er which there is much fuss,
J is for a Jump Bridge, so you can re-supply all night,
K is for the Kestral, a new Caldari's favourite ship,
L is for Logistics, who we could kiss right on the lips
M is for the Miners, who die when AFK,
N is for Nul Sec, where pirates hide away,
O is for O'Clock, often of the Hot Drop kind.
P is for the Purple pilot a better friend you'll never find,
Q is for the Skill Queue, which seems to go on forever,
R is for the Rich, to join them you must be clever,
S is for the sleepers, their riches locked away,
Z is for zKillBoard, where your friends can feel your pain.