Aurennis Lafontaine

Misfits by name, Misfits by nature

Born:\xa0Luminaire (Gallente Prime)
Age: 27 standard years
Hair: Black (dyed blonde)
Eyes: Green
Occupation: Capsuleer, former Quafe security, budding explorer, Sansha's nightmare
Interests: Gallente ships, drones, Quafe, media, freedom, sometimes orgies

Unnamed Corpmate: "I'm gonna come in my plane."
Me: "Don't cum in your plane, it'll be messy."
Unnamed Corpmate: "Yeah, and it'll smell like sweat. And bleach."
Me: "Why the fuck does your cum smell like bleach?"
Unnamed Corpmate: "Because I drank too much coffee."
Me: "WHY DO YOU MAKE YOUR COFFEE WITH BLEACH?"

I will moon walk to Pluto in honor of Michael Jackson
In heaven he'll be saying, "that man is tight at dancing!"

Burrow > Hideaway > Refuge > Rally Point > Den > Yard > Port > Hub > Haven > Sanctum

The Golden Rules
https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Golden_Rules

Priorities
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