Kaldfir Gongukaslan

Here on our planet, back in the old days... the real old days. It was every man for his self! Scrooglin and scratch scrobblin for the good stuff: the greenest valleys, scratch scrobblin. And the Strongest, Meanest men got all the best stuff. They got the green valleys and were all like 'the rest of you? y'all scrats get sand'. That's when they made the laws you see. Once the strong guys got it how they liked it, they said 'this is fair now, this is the law!'. Once they were winning, they changed the rules up.