Lex Berghe

How to stay alive in Eve:

1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret and then shoot it.
3. When in doubt -- Shoot It.!!
4. Just because it breathes doesn't mean it should.
5. If all is going well its a ambush.
6. If it's not moving shoot it anyway, it might move later.
7. If the enemy is in range, so are you.
8. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
9. If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.
10. Try to look unimportant, the enemy may be low on ammo.
11. Teamwork is essential, it gives the enemy somebody to shoot first.


Ways you can describe your motorcycle but not your girlfriend:
*It's small but it makes a hell of a noise.
*It's ok as long as you dont mind bugs in your teeth.
*Yeah she rides nice.

Things you can say about your computer but not your girlfriend:
*Wow, its got alot of ram
*Let go of my floppy!

Things you can say about your space ship but not your girlfriend:
* Shes going down!